About

Hi! My name is Theo, aka WendiHo! I am a full service provider and NSFW content creator! Here’s some facts about me!

Fun Facts:

I owned a Mustang for a long time, but sold it after getting pregnant. However I plan on getting a new one someday!

My newest weirdest hobby is curating a MP3 player! I bought an MP3 player as a part of my efforts in order to cut down on using a smartphone. I have ADHD and using a smartphone can be addictive and overwhelming for me. I love a lot of different types of music! My favorites tend to be rock or electronic music.

I play Magic the Gathering, I recently started playing Modern. Though in commander I have two dragon decks I built myself. I play Ruby Storm in Modern because I’m a degenerate.

I have an idiot cat named Bean.

My Balatro high score has an E in it. Speaking of roguelikes I am forever stuck at ascension nineteen for the Silent in Slay the Spire. 😦

I work on cars casually! I work at a level somewhere in between oil changes and transmission rebuilds.

I paint in my spare time, when the inspiration strikes me! My favorite painting music is stages 1-3 of Everywhere at the End of Time.

I have twelve tattoos.

I’m from Texas originally!

Important Information:

I took a break from full service to protect myself and my baby during my pregnancy. However I will be coming back to full service May 15th! I will still be doing online content!

I sell content on a “storefront” on ManyVids. I also have subscriptions available on OnlyFans and Fansly. I do post free teasers on PornHub.

I only accept bookings through my Goldie booking site. I may reply to texts if you have genuine questions and you are polite. I will definitely ignore you if you send automated texts or are gross/hostile/rude. Haggling will result in you being blocked. I answer texts primarily from my desktop, I am not on my phone 24/7.